The Little Pirate That Could

Today was the day she decided. She was going to get her ship and her crew and go out to sea (what she could see, she giggled to herself). Today she was going to be a pirate!
She would take no prisoners. Anyone who disagreed could walk the plank! She would sail the high seas with her trusty Pitbull (parrots were hard to find). She would have a small island all to herself where no one could come unless invited. She would have the best crew who could make a ship surrender without firing a shot. She would wear cool pirate clothes and have a cool pirate chest to keep all her booty in. She would stay up late and sleep past noon. She would eat dessert for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Unless she wanted something else, then she would eat that too.