What Is To Me Is Real

What if I need to laugh?
Joker will be there.
How about if I cry?
Steven will always care.
What if a relationship causes me grief?
Garnet joins the scene.
What if I just need to freak out?
Taz will be more than keen!
What if I want to be a little crazy?
Bill offers me his hand.
What if I feel like an alien?
Alf tries to understand.
What if I need to have courage?
The Lion will show me the way!
What if I need a little brain?
The Scarecrow knows what to say.
What if I have a bit of bad blood?
Count Dracula knows how to help.
What if I need some me-time?
Narcissus recommends that himself!
What if I need to have perseverance?
Team Rocket will offer a plan.
What if I don't want to steal a Pokemon?
Tom and Jerry are always a fan!
With all of these friends
I'll finally be free
Only if someone doesn't
Turn off the TV