Giant Enemy Crab invades Shinjuku Ward, Arakawa Arisu pilots EndlessJess(the trashlord) |
NOVA FABULA COMMUNIST MANIFESTO VERS 3 THE_RAMEN_SHAMAN CHAPTER 1: WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AN OTAKU DEGENERATE WEEB ARIKAWA ARISU PONDERED A QUESTION LIKE THIS MORE THAN ANY OTHER ENTITY IN EXISTANCE TO FIGURE OUT THIS QUESTION SHE HAD TO INTERROGATE THE NOTORIOUS WEEB GOE JRANT, ONCE SHE HAD COLLECTED THE SOULS OF EVERY WEEB, SHE COULD MAKE CONTACT WITH THE GUARDIAN, CUPID, AND ACCESS THE GAYTES TO OTHER PLAINS OF REALITY. CHAPTER 2: GOE JRANT'S REVELATION PSALM 2:3 ARIKAWA ARISU BLASTED THROUGH THE DOOR OF GOE JRANT'S 1 ROOM APARTMENT. SHE HELD HER BLESSED MASAMUNE TO HIS THROAT. HE USED HIS MARTIAL ART SKILLS TO DISARM HER AND SHOUTED AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE "PREORDER THE DARK ANGEL, ONLY 24.99 CANADAS USD." ARIKAWA LOOKED AT HIM CONFUSED, SHE SUCKED THE SOUL OUT OF HIS FLESH, NOW SHE CAN DETECT ANY WEEBS WITHIN A 10 MILE RADIUS. SHE HEARD SOMETHING. GOE JRANT WAS STILL ALIVE. HE SHOUTED "I AM DEATH, I AM DARKNESS, I AM PAIN, ARIKAWA, I AM YOUR FATHER." SHE PROCLAIMED "THAT'S BULLSHIT, I KILLED MY FATHER YESTERDAY. HE WQAS AN ABUSIVE DRUNK." BUT IT WAS JUST A DISTRACTION GOE JRANT LEAPED 10 FEET IN THE AIR, WITH ELEGNACE AND GRACE. HE LANDED ON HIS HEAD AND BROKEHIS NECK. "KILLME" HE BEGGED. "NO" SHE TURNED AWAY, BEFORE DEPARTING. LEAVING THE BROKEN GOE JRANT TO SUFFER, BUT WAS HE REALLY DEAD. CHAPTER 3: 998 WEEBS. 1 SLIGHTLY DULLED SWORD 2 MONTHS AGO ARIKAWA SAT NEXT TO HER SISTER (NON-INCESTUAL, UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO BE, PIG) ARIKAWA AYANO, THEIR FATHER WATCHED THEM HAND IN PANTS (NON SEXUALLY, HE WAS JUST UNCOMFERTABLE) THEY PRAYED TO THE G O D OF TRASH, SAGIRI, SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE A GIANT ENEMY CRAB WITH MANY QUARRELS ASCENDED OUT OF TOKYO BAY AND HEADED FOR TOKYO METROPOLIS. MEANWHILE AT THE MINISTRY OF DEFENCE HEADQUATRES SECRETARY OFDEFENCE NATHAN FAKE BOY DRAKE: "JSDF OFFENSIVE VECHILES AREHEADING TO THE AREA OF THE CREATURE'S PRESENCE, BIOLOGISTS FROM TOKYO UNIVERSITY HAVE DETERMINTED IT IS INDEED A GIANT ENEMY CRAB" CUT TO SHINJUKU WARD JSDF CHOPPERS SHOOT AT THE IMVADER WITH 50MM BULLETS CUT TO MINISTRY OF DEFENCE HQ NATHAN FAKE BOY DRAKE: "THE BULLETS HAVE NO EFFECT. SWITCH TO HOMING MISSILES. " CUT TO SHINJUKU WARD THE CHOPPER POWERED UP IT'S POWERFUL TITANIUM VAMPIRE PROOF STAINLESS STEEL TUNGSTEN ALLOY ROCKETS AT THE DISGUSTING CREATURE. THE ROCKETS ARE DEFLECTED. CUT TO MINISTRY OF DEFENCE HQ HATHAN FAKE BOY DRAKE: "IMPOSSIBLE, IT MUST HAVE AN ABSOLUTE AREA FIELD" TYLERO. JAKE: "IMPOSSIBLE, IT MUST BE AN ARCHANGEL FROM GOR JRANT'S NOVEL." CUT TO SHINJUKU WARD THE CHOPPER WAS COMPRIMISED AND WAS SPIRALING INTO AN INTER-DIMENSIONAL PORTAL, THEY MANAGED TO PULL UP BUT A BLACK HAND GRABBED THEM , IT WAS MC RIDE. CUT TO HELL PRIME MINISTER ABE:"WE MUST LAUNCH MANKIND'S ULTIMATE WEAPON, THE NEGATIVATOR. I GIVE ALL OFMY AUTHORITY TO BRADLEY BUT ALSO NATHAN, THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON" NATHAN BUT ALSO BRADLEY: "WE MUST SUMMON THE DEMON, STANAIA AND ALSO ENDLESS JESS" CUT TO SHINJUKU HATHAN FAKE BOY DRAKE: I AM VERY UNENTHUSED ABOUT HELL'S VERY DESTRUCTIVE PLANS, I CAN FEEL MY LIBIDO LEVELS RISING MABE: ALSO I'MIN HELL BECAUSE OF MY BAD VIEWS NREGARDINBG MINORITES PEWDIEPIE: YARE, YARE DAZE CHAPTER 6: ONCE A THIEF ALWAYS A SASUKE SCHLUTTENWAFT HEADQUARTERS COMMANDER ARIKAWA: IT'S BEEN 33 YEARS KITANO TAKESHI: THE DEVIL MUST REST JOTARO: Y'ALL NIBBAS BE TRIPPIN KITANO TAKESHI: URUSEWI BAKA YARO JOSUKE: PASS ME MY FAT 32 WE BOUT TO GET DOWN COMMANDER ARAKAWA: EXACTLY, THE CUIRSED CHILD, ARAKAWA ARISU, MUST BECOME THE PILOT KITANO TAKESHI: BUT CAN ACHILD BEAR THE SINS OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS GOD: I FEAR NOT, HOWEVER, GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES JOE GRANT (GOE JRANT'S TWIN) MUST BE RELEASED CUT TO ARAKAWA ARISU'S RESIDENCE KITANO TAKESHI: AYY,PILOT THIS MACHINE FOR US. ARAKAWA ARISU: NO, I MUST PROTECT MY NEE-CHAN KITANO TAKESHI SLAPS HER AND SAYS: URUSEI BAKA YARO ARAKAWA ARISU: YES CUT TO DOO DOO HQ GOJIRA: RAWR XD GOJIRA WAS KILLED INSTANTLY BY THWE GIANT ENEMY CRAB ARAKAWA ARISUY: I HAVEN'T SEEN MY KACHAN IN 5 YEARS KITANO TAKESHI: I DON'T CARE, YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PROTAGONISDT USING THE DRAGON BALLS SOOH-KEE WISHED FOR SEVERAL JOE GRANTS COMMANDER ARIKAWA: YOU'RE FAILURE PILOT ENDLESSJESS ARAKAWA ARISU CRIES KITANO TAKESHI HUGSA HERAND GIVWES HERWORDS OF COMFORT BOOGIE2988 STANDS UP BREATHING HEAVILY: I WILL HELP, DUE TO MY WEIGHT I CAN HOLD DOWN THE ENEMY. ARAKAWA ARISU GETS INDSIDE ENDLESS JESS AND IS INSTANTLY DISGUSTED AYANO: AREKAWI PLEASE DON'T DIE CUT TO 2068 SHINJI IKARI: AHHHHH AHHH COMMANDER ARIKAWA: IS DEAD IN JAPANESE JOE GRANT: NANNIII ARAKAWA ARISU: YOU KNOW ME *DOES THE KEG THING*( JACOB MIKOKU: DON'T STEAL MY THING, PREPARE TO DIE ARAKAWA ARISU ATTEMPTS TO COMBAT THE IMMORTAL GOD JACOB MIKOKU. HOWEVER, JACOB PULLED A SWORD OUT OF HIS ASS AND SHANKED HER MANY TIMES. ARAKAWA ARISU BLEEDS TO FEATH SILENTLY ARAKAWA ARISU: DARKMITHER PLEASE ASSIST ME KIM IL SUN G RISES FROM THE HEAVENS AND REVIVES ARAKAWA ARIUS. KIM IL SUNG: MY BASTARD CHILD, I AM YOUR FATHER AS YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO REVIVE YOU BUT IN ORDER TO PRESERVE MY INFERIOR DESCENDANT, I MUST. KIM TAKES OUT HIS FINGER AND SHOVES IT IN HER MOUTH, FEEDING HER NANOMACHINES THAT WOULD REPAIR HER HEART. JACOB MIKOKU'S UNDERBOSSES, KOJIMA HIDEO AND MR.THE ROCK GAULLER, COME TO BEAT UP ARAKAWA ARISU. JACOB MIKOKU: I WANTR THE REAL GAULLER, THIS ONE'S HEAD ISN'T SHINY ENOUGH. JACOB FLIES INTO A PORTAL LEADING TO THE 10TH DIMENSION OF NEO TORONTO ARIKAWA PICKS UP HER ENDLESS JESS FROM CINDY'S GARAGE. ENDLESS JESS VOMITS BULLSHIT ALL OVER THE UNDERBOSSES AND ATRTS TO FREESTYLE#: YO YO YO SUP IN THE HOOD IM ENDLESS JESS, I HAVE HARD WOOD THE UNDERBOSSES IMMEDIATELY COMMIT SELF IMMOLATION, EXCEPT KOJIMA WHO CRIED TEARS OF JOY, THANKS FOR THE IDEA, I'LL USE IT IN DEATH STRANDING 3: SAMURAI COP. ARAKAWA ARISU: HOW COULD I LET THEM GET AWAY,I REALLY AM A FAILURE CHAPTER VERSUS 13: HEDGEHOG@s DILEMMA SONIC: WOAH I SURE COULD GO FOR SOME STEROIDS, AND THEN KISS SHADOW'S SOFT LIPS TSUZUKU Fly Me To The Moon Lyrics Fly me to the moon Let me play among the stars Let me see what spring is like On a, Jupiter and Mars In other words, hold my hand In other words, baby, kiss me Fill my heart with song And let me sing for ever more You are all I long for All I worship and adore In other words, please be true In other words, I love you Fill my heart with song Let me sing for ever more You are all I long for All I worship and adore In other words, please be true In other words, in other words I love you PREVIEW I LOVE GAY,, THE CURSED CHILD ARAKAWA ARISU STILL HASN'T FOUND MEANING, MEANWHILE THE GIANT ENEMY CRAB ADVANCES TOWARDS THE GOVERNMENT OF JAPAN. NEXT TIME,SERVICE,SERVICE. |