MS. DRISCOLL: Hello everyone! Francine Driscoll here! Still waiting for your questions!
What's happened to the Interview? Where have all the Local Reporters gone? Where are all the others from all over the Country who had their hands raised? Have they all followed my suggestion and clicked onto what I had posted? I've just checked what I had posted. It's received 182 views.
If they have, does that mean that 182 Interviewers might now all be trapped inside the Demonic Dimension of Beelezebubia? If they have, that means they will not be allowed to return to this Mortal Dimension until they've become demons themselves. To do so they will have to earn their horns, and I don't know if any of them are horny enough.
Now if any of you Interviewers are in Beelzebubia and reading this on line, just contact me here on this website, and I'll see if there's anything I can do to bring you back, still mortal.
ABC REPORTER: You commented that your only opponent is the present Council Member from your district. What is his name? Is he human or does he have something supernatural?
MS. DRISCOLL: Welcome back! This is the first I've heard from any of you Interviewers since last Wednesday. That's seven days. I've been wondering what's happened to you. I'll have to admit that I've wondered whether you've followed my demonic deception, and found yourselves spending those seven day in the Demonic Realm of Beelzebubia? If so, that means that you've earned your horns, and returned to this Mortal Realm demonized, and are now Immortal.
If that's what's happened, Congratulations! Welcome to the Immortal Cabal!
Now you're asking about my only opponent as candidate for the Town Council. His name is Henry Luzak. He's now 72 years old, mortal, and been a Council Member for more than 30 years. It's past time for him to retire, and allow us of the next generation, whose members happen to be members of the Immortal Cabal, to take over.
Those members include me, and may now include you; much sooner than you think.
Welcome back again!
CBS REPORTER: Based on some earlier comments, I wonder if you can confirm what will happen to any humans in this district if you win? Is this something that is part of your campaign?
What challenges do you face in getting elected?
MS. DRISCOLL: What will happen to the Humans of this Community, is the focus of my campaign. There is more to my Campaign than just opposition to Wussyism. Itâs how the Citizens of Sangreville will benefit from my being elected, which is my platform.
What will happen to the humans in Sangreville, is that things will be better than ever, not only for us of the Demonic Persuasion; but our Mortal Neighbors will also benefit.
Until now, Sangreville has been shunned. That is understandable. Being known as a vampire town and demonic community has been enough to keep most people away. Even those who have legitimate reasons to come here, get their business done quick and are away from here as fast as possible.
That is going to change. We are going to see to it that Sangreville becomes a major Tourist Resort Town. We will have Marriot and other major Hotel Chains operating here. There will be top class restaurants and nightclubs with top entertainment.
We will be another Vegas, but even darker than that Sin City.
The major attraction will be the fact that the Entrance to the Demonic Realm of Beelezebubia is located right here in Sangreville. Weâll arrange for Guided Tours of the Realm. Not only that. Much of what goes on in the Demonic Realm, will be duplicated right here in this Mortal Community of ours.
We will have public displays of human sacrifices to Beelezub and other Demonic Deities. A major Stadium will be constructed, where Teams of Warrior Guys and Gals will be fighting to the death in Gladiator Games, against Teams from other Demonic Communities.
Some of the Restaurants will offer cannibal meals on the menu. There will also be other dark activities featured. All of this together will be of great financial benefit to all of our Citizens, not only those who are Demonic, but the Mortals will also be included.
That is my Campaign Platform, by which I expect to be elected by a major landslide; easily overcoming any challenges!
NBC REPORTER: What do you say to those mortals who are afraid Sangreville is becoming too demonic? I hear there is a fraction calling for mass exorcisms.
On the other side what do you say to the demons who say humans are only fit to be sacrifices and should be limited to that role in society?
MS. DRISCOLL: It turns out that my opponent, Assemblyman Henry Luzak wonât be as easy to defeat as Iâd originally thought. He has the full backing of Mrs. Josephine Sheridan, the mother of Paula Sheridan, the late Vampire Staker of Sangreville.
She also has the backing of the Local Born Again Christians. There aren't that many, but they are very powerful; especially the Born Again Christian Vampires, who only drink the blood of animals.
They are strongly opposed to my program of eliminating Wussyism and turning our Community into a Demonic Resort. Like I said, there aren't too many of them but they have access to Great Power.
Their official slogan is "Resist the Devil and he will flee from you."
This Campaign of mine is going to be much more difficult than I thought. Even if I win, they will always be in the way. And that is their Constitutional Right.
LOCAL REPORTER: Oh. Mrs. Josephine Sheridan sounds interesting, particularly if she pretends not to have demonic power but in actuality does. She might be really nasty.
MS. DRISCOLL: Anyone who wants to know more about Mrs. Josephine Sheridan, and Sangreville in general should go to:
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Once you've checked it out, you'll have a very good understanding of everything and everyone I'll have to be dealing with.
Thank you all. Good night.
ABC REPORTER: And good night to you, Candidate Driscoll.
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I shut the TV off and sat there thinking about some of the things Iâd heard; both before and after the interview.
Before the interview, Vampirana had said, âSeek and discover whatâs on cable channel 666. Then you will discover what benefits you may receive, as long as you donât get in my way.â
Now after the Interview I sat there wondering.
Would my fighting on a Gladiator Team lead to great benefits for me, my Mom, and everyone whoâs close to me? Should I believe anything Vampirania says?
No! I remembered scripture:
âBe strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. Draw near to God and he will draw near to you. Resist the Devil and he will flee from you⌠And take up the sword of the spirit, which is the word of God.â