I was fed up of Trump being constantly on the news. This is my reaction |
HOCUS POTUS Hundred days that defined the chump Yes! It our very adorable Donald Dump He should have been in the movies A keyless key figure, missing two keys Rhyme and Reason Have been sent to prison Change surname - without changing tack He can then happily go "Quack... Quack... Quack" We ain't seen nothing yet He is flying around in his jet To entertain The nation That was fooled into voting Now they will be devoting Time to see him admit and deny Stories he makes up to kiss their reason goodbye People watch with horrified fascination As he plays Tic Tack Toe with the detonation Button Head of mutton As Forrest Gump Said - "Stupid is as stupid does" Feel free to comb that funny fuzz There is a saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me." That saying will get you too One day the nation will open it's eyes And know that he is the master of lies The twit twitters And fritters the time away Make way. Make way. Here comes the newsworthy popping jay
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