In need of Maintenance

In need of Maintenance
By Teresa Blakely

Service Order # 43278 Service Date: 06/14/2012
Service Category: Sludge Removal
Equipment: Heart
Location: Interior

Issue: Have a heart that needs a big repair.
Have you tried fixing it? If so, explain what has been done.
Yes, I have tried everything that I can think of
Opened the values up twice, if not more
But it just doesn't seem to work right
I'm not sure if there is anything that can be done
With this broken heart!

Explain exact issue and any repairs done:
It seems to have a crack or two in it
Have tried duct tape
Someone told me it works on everything
Guess what, it didn't seem to
It just cracked again, I guess it is a first for that.

Any possible solution for repair:
I have tried dating, but after that
it seems to crack a little more
It is just getting worse
Not really sure if anyone can fix this one.

Maybe it's time to just give up and get a new one
Not sure if that is even available
I tried Goggle, but wasn't sure of the terminology
So, I never found it. Geezzzzzz
I am out of ideas, is there anything you can do,
For this broken heart of mine?