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An ex-party-creature lament's |
Staying in with the out crowd That's me at the weekend Holed up hermit in the mirror My first, my worst, my only friend Come up and see me, make me scowl Be my unwelcome guest Get those bright lights out of my face I'm unenthused at best 24 hour party pooper 24 hour frown Crushed in the arms of four brick walls I'm lost and canĂ¢t be found In with voodoo guys and dolls My loyal and trusted mates Every night's a lonely night Each night I seal my fate I do not have the social skills To email you or tweet So if I don't communicate Don't put the blame on me I lock the door, I hide the key I get loved up with ghosts The cash saved goes towards defence And caviar on toast 24 hour party pooper Lager without fizz I long for human contact But who am I trying to kid? This sardine desert island Is filled with cranks and creeps I need to get some fresh air I dare not go to sleep You break my back, I'll break yours Promises from the heart I'd tell you my room 101s But I wouldn't know where to start Life is overrated Like spam and Gorgonzola cheese You can stuff your riches And have all mine for free 24 hour party pooper Permanent absentee I gave up talking to myself And myself won't talk to me I only tango solo Two's too big a crowd A room-full makes me nauseous So can I get off now? The man I used to be lament's I long to be at home I slink into the bathroom And exit via a convenient hole At the bottom of the world I mope And glorify my death The glamour of the final finality Takes away my breath 24 hour party pooper 24 hour dressing gown My angels are all wearing black My great white hopes are brown 24 seconds of optimism Instigate's a fight Then strangles me in the morning When the day's as dark as night I don't like my own company But it's the best it gets Being around the in-crowd Makes me violently wretch To be honest, I have more respect For fungus and dead mice Please don't criticise my tone I'm trying to be nice 24 hour party pooper The film that never got made Tuck me in, blow me a kiss Then piss upon my grave Excuse me while I turn to dust Behind this sunken door 24 hour carcass Underground forever more |