Autofusion Engine

The Autofusion Engine begins by selecting two hydrogen atoms whose electron smear is more or less in opposition. Then, the atom with the temporally retarded atom is exposed to a miniture time dilation sphere to advance it's rotation to bring it into true opposition with it's neighbour. These are then fired at high velocity at one another ensuring that the equilateral bias of the electron charges is at opposition at maximum perihelion. The resultant fusing of the nuclei boils off the electrons, and fusion commences.