Joy of last minute shopping. |
Okay, I wait until the very last minute, more or less, to buy the Christmas gifts. I delay, I put off, I procrastinate to be sure and then, like a flurry inside a tornado wrapped in a pacific cyclone, I race the clock I buck the crowds I trip the final day shopping fantastic. But that is me, civil to the culture of hurry, reverent to the mien of later on. Then what do I get when I open the firewood and light the kiln of leg-shaking, of off-my-ass it’s about time for retail procurement with this, that and the other? It is the custom of us with such convention to appreciate the rush within, to revel in arroyos of ever enclosing time and, with verve, face down the deadline for the sake of added energy, for that trumpeting of excitement as Noel’s clock ticks and we as mere mortals tempt it with our chins jutted, our faces smug. Santa eyes us narrowly as we bound like caffeine laden kangaroos from store to store, the urgency of scurry and the language of dash prominent on our drawn countenances, an expeditious air about us as we flail in final scramble. Little does he know we are feeding like ravenous wolves on the carrion of time-ticks, on the meat that are hours and minutes slain by reality‘s steadfastness. We do this to ourselves, (and I take liberty to speak for others), as we are kerosene torches with only so much fuel hastening in the dark while the midnight hour approaches. This is our event, once a year, to pressure ourselves like Olympians racing the indifferent stopwatches held by Yuletide holiday. Elbow to elbow, shoulder to shoulder, the push, the squeeze, the throng of humanity in manic aberration, the tearing, the reaching, the war that ensues on the merchant’s turf by us who, earlier, waited around sipping Pina Coladas as those December days went slip, slip, slip, and we just shrugged and grinned. We are independent, studious, cool; we are edged with a keen perception of deadline, we are knee-deep in the shoals of the time’s final shopping moments. I like being so described, since it is art form for me to balance on the precipice of the eleventh hour with ready credit playing beat the clock on Christmas Eve. 40 Lines Writer’s Cramp Winner 12-18-15 |