Trembling On A Major Highway

Trembling On A Major Highway ( a spoof of Winter Wonderland)

         Air brakes squeal, am I flinching?

         Horns blast, blare, my sphincter's cinching.

         I'm a tiny Smart car

         waging a vehicle war.

         Trembling on a major highway.

         Monster trucks they surround me

         belching, rumbling, each a bully.

         Their jet stream jostles me along.

         I can but steer they're much too strong.

         Trembling on a major highway.

         On the tarmac I see some rubber,

         I must avoid, try not to blubber.

         I can't afford to blow a tire,

         or be stuck in the line of fire.

         Trembling on a major highway.

         The cost of fuel is atrocious,

         can't pay to drive a car more ferocious.

         My little tin shell gets buffeted 'round

         as we skim along an inch from the ground.

         Trembling on a major highway.

         White-knuckled drive, I'm exhausted.

         Nerves stretched thin; my patience?, lost it.

         I really dread my commutes

         next to the behemoth brutes.

         Trembling on a major highway. (25 lines)