I understand that you have been a very bad man this year, thus i am withholding your Christmas bonus from work. Yes, your Christmas bonus is actually a gift from me. I know you thought it came from your company. Most people tend to believe that. Christmas bonuses however are a gift from me. You don't get one this year because you have been a very bad father to your children, husband to your wife, and employee for your company.
What's that? I know! You were about to tell me that you depend on that bonus each year right? Well guess what? Your children depend on having a father whom they can trust. Your wife depends on having a husband who doesn't treat her like a possession and your company depends on you putting eight hours in each shift! As it is you lie to your children, beat on your wife, and clock in late only to shirk on the job for your company! You're lucky you are fired! If you keep it up you will be! So you get nothing!
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