Wolfyo, chester 1969

Okay here we are sitting at a conference table in the pentagon. All because Chester my dumb but trustworthy partner ended up destroying half the "C DC's" facility not to far from here.
Seriously it seems as tough the presidents reading us an essay that's nothing but a run on sentence. It seems like the only thing I want to say to the president is "Shut up already man".
I can tell Chester feels thee same way as I do, considering he's just sitting there like a connoisseur trying to tell which pencil is better when both pencils are the same.
Oh I almost forgot to introduce myself "I'm Elliot but just call me Wolfyo, everyone does". Also if your wondering what we are doing in the pentagon in 1969, well , its a long story,
but since the president Richard Nixon is probably a broken record I guess I can tell it.

"Chester what are you doing pounding at my door when its five in the morning", I asked Chester. Now you see at the time it was 2015 and Chester had wanted to be a difference maker.
So he build an actual time machine but needed me to test it for him. "Dearie I need to show you something" Chester told me. I told him "fine but it better be worth it. So I followed Chester
to his chateau, he went in and he took me to his catacombs. "Behold dearie, My masterpiece" Chester told Me. I looked up and there it was an actual time machine. Chester explained to
me how he needed someone to test it for him. I told him lets do it. So we both proceeded into it and Chester set the year to 1969. About 30 seconds later there we where, Washington D.C,
Which at the time looked much different. "Oh Wait, I Should probably skip to the part that explains How we got in the pentagon shouldn't I". "Well you see the CDC agreed to give us a tour
of one of there buildings". "The only thing was, Chester went to use the bathroom and ended up walking into a disease containment room, and to make a make a long story short, Chester
spilled a deadly chemical and ran way". So there I am sitting there waiting for him to get back, then suddenly an alarm goes off and I hear Chester saying as he ran towards me, "run dearie".
Without replying I ran for the exit. Luckily we both made it out safe but the once fancy blood stained windows of the building said otherwise.

"So here we are in the Pentagon". I think the Nixon's just about done I cant really tell since i wasn't listening too him. Suddenly There Was an illumination of light, much like from the CDC.
Anyway I was about to ask what was happening but Nixon told me and Chester, "where in deaf-con 1, but I will explain why later, follow". So we followed him to a room with a bunch of doors
That looked like a conference room. Nixon told us to lock the doors, we did so and Nixon moved a secret rotating wall that had an entire stash of weapons. "Seriously it had Everything
Smg's, Lmg's, assault rifles, all the good stuff". In fact there was so much i almost couldn't distinguish what was what at first. I asked Nixon what the guns where for and my reply was
"zombies". I looked at Nixon and replied "but those are just a superstitious Myth". Nixon replied To me "not anymore they're not". Suddenly 3 of the doors where swarmed. We fired every-
thing we could at them but they kept coming, "to the elevator now"! Nixon told us, so we followed him and I said "we need a time machine its the only way to stop this from ever happening".
When i looked at Chester Though he seemed discreet. When i asked him if he was hiding Something he said no so me and Nixon figured it was nothing.

So here we are at the time machine, and lets just say it wasn't easy getting here ether. We where about to set the date to 2015 on the day Chester build his time machine, to stop him, When
Suddenly The door at the end of the hall was busted down out coming a swarm of the zombies that seemed so eager to get us it was as if they wanted retaliation. Nixon told us "GO ile hold
them off, if they kill me there's a chance I can still be saved if you fix the future". I dialed the time and date as fast as i could and we where back in 2015. I looked at Chester and before
and before we went to stop his past self i told him, "I guess Karma wanted retribution for what you did". Chester admited that he made a dumb move back there and that we shouldn't
worry about that right now. So i told Chester to go save history and he was off.
Anyway I hope you enjoyed the long and suspenseful story of how Chester and I saved history, and all i have left to say is "Goodbye,Audios, and Auf Wiidershen" my friends.