Writers Cramp Entry |
My dog’s a tad bit overweight At times a little lazy Sometimes he sleeps the whole day long His health, it makes me crazy And then one day I saw an ad This thing to help me track It monitors what he does all day And sends the info back On his collar it attaches with ease And records him when he’s playing It tracks how long he snoozes and snores What he’s doing and what he’s weighing He gets points for achieving good fitness And badges shaped like bones I receive daily updated reports On my computer, laptop and phones At work I check online all day To see what he’s been doing I missed a meeting three days ago The report I was too busy viewing I wake up at night to check his sleep And see what badges he’s got Then I’m back online to check reports Back to sleep, I find, I cannot I’ve got it on Facebook, I email and Twitter I want all my friends to behold How healthy and fit my good dog is getting How he doesn’t now seem all that old Which made me ponder the results I was seeing And how he seemed fitter than me Perhaps I should borrow this tracker of his Clip it on my collar and see What fun that would be to get fit together And both collect badges like bones We’d share our reports and record our stats Do I need to get him a phone? Alas, once I slept, I decided the route That I need to find one right for me And track my steps, my sleep, my food And get fit ASAP! |