Chaotic Adventures of Shawn and Johnson

--Introduction--
Shawn: [over radio] Over, over, do you read me , copy copy
Johnson: [over radio] Stop fucking around Shawn, we're right next to each other, we don't need the radio.
Shawn: BUT IT'S FUUUUN...
Johnson: We need to take this shit serious Shawn, we can't have you screwing this one up also.
Shawn: Hey it wasn't my fault, the shrimp tasted terrible.
Johnson: Whatever, that's beside the point. We need to take this guy out, before midnight that is.
Shawn: [waving sword around] Why do I never get to use this thing?
Johnson: Because you're fucking stupid.
Shawn: That wasn't nice, I'm telling on you!
Johnson: To who? The commander?
Shawn: Damn right, I'll call him up right now.
Johnson: NO DON'T I WAS JUST KIDDING OKAY, YOU ARE A VERY INTELLIGENT PERSON, NOW DON'T CALL THE COMMANDER.
Shawn: Alright, so what's the plan again?
Johnson: So what we need to do is before the fireworks go off, we need to be near the target, since he's a VIP member on this ship. he should be quite close to the fireworks. Undoubtedly with tons of securi-
Shawn: Okaaaaay, I don't understand any of that.
Johnson: WE GO TO GUY TO KILL BEFORE BIG BOOMS, WE THEN STAB GUY, SNEAK AWAY, THEN WE GET OFF THE SHIP THROUGH UNDERWATER BOAT THING, THEN WE WIN.
Shawn: OOOOOH, okay. I can do that! Do I get to use the sword?
Johnson: Maybe something a little smaller, like a steak knife, they're served with the steaks. We just need to spend a little money to get the food, then just take the knife and hide it.
Shawn: Ok. [throws sword off boat] I guess I won't be needing this trash.
Johnson: Whatever you say. First step, we need to get into the VIP area.
Shawn: OH WAIT, I can do that! [takes out a small hacking device] I can use this to open up the ID Gate.
Johnson: I forgot, you can do that. Go ahead, let's go. [They begin walking to VIP Gate]
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