Jeb

There once lived a man named Jeb
Who everyone thought was dead
His eyes, bright red
With such a small head
He never slept in a bed
Only once, was he fed

Near a shed, sat Jeb
Led by a sled, a woman found Jeb
Who too, was also dead
Her name was Deb
Jeb and Deb lived dead
Happily ever after-dead