DEAR IRS

DEAR IRS
MY LIFE’S SUCH A MESS
BUT I KNOW THAT MY BOAT’S ON THE WAY

IF THAT DARN PONY
HADN’T RUN QUITE SO SLOWLY
MY TAXES WOULD NO DOUBT BE PAYED

BUT MY WALLET ANOREXIC
IT’S ALMOST CACHECTIC
IT’S GOTTEN SO DREADFULLY THIN

IT WAS FAT WHEN I SAT
TO PLAY AT BLACK JACK
NOW IT’S SCRAWNY; IT’S JUST SUCH A SIN

ONE MORE REVELATION
I WENT ON VACATION
AND MAYBE I SPENT QUITE A LOT

THOUGH I SPENT ALL I HAD 
MY UNCLE SAM’S GLAD
YOU SEE, I’M HIS FAVORITE TOT

SO DON’T THINK I’M LAX
IF YOU DON’T SEE MY TAX
INSTEAD GET SOME SLEEP, DREAM SO NICE

AND PLEASE HAVE NO FEAR
FOR MAYBE NEXT YEAR
I’LL TRY TO PAY INCOME TAX TWICE