I've been rather slack with my Limericks, but here's another collection. Read them & weep |
EVEN GHOULS DREAM From the depths of the crypt came a scream That wakened the ghoul from a dream Of maidens so fair With long golden hair Showing things are not quite what they seem. WILD WEST “Dagnabbit!” the bartender cried when the gunman slipped slowly inside. “You’re ruining trade with the noise that you made when seducing the schoolteacher’s bride.” LEFT BEHIND “What’s this that they’re calling an ark?” said the unicorn, “must be a lark.” “I really don’t care, I’m not going in there it’s too cold and too damp and too dark.” RESIGNATION “Why ever did Harold resign? I thought he was doing just fine.” “Well you see, Sally dear, he’s addicted to beer and vodka and scotch and red wine.” CHEEKY There was a young lady from Crete with a truly spectacular seat She paraded it daily and then giggled gaily when people just looked at her feet. RETROSPECTIVE I remember my very first kiss. Dear Julia, how much I miss your sweet, gentle ways, those halcyon days now wrapped in historical bliss. THOSE TROLLS GET EVERYWHERE She screamed in despair and dismay as a misshapen troll blocked the way. It grumbled and muttered and a roar then it uttered, which really disrupted her day. EROTICA The book that I hold in my hand, is the climax of writing I’d planned. But the content’s so hot, that, as likely as not, the whole thing will simply be banned. |