Survival of the Fit

Killing zombies is my favorite sport. Sure people can get blown up and eaten alive. But its worth battle when you have a gun in one hand and a shovel in the other. I knew people that tried to eat them. Well lets say that isn't the best Idea for this kind of game. Bagging a live one is worth it's thrills, but lets not get carried away. I mean it. You could actuality end up getting carried away. There is a few things you have to remember. 1) Never pee into the wind; If your know this you might not shoot your foot off. 2) Never keep friends that you couldn't keep; saves you the hassle of burying them down the road. And it might be a road where you have to bury them. Which leaves me to rule number 3) Never talk to long; when you talk to much it opens a window... AWW, GET THEM OFF ME!!!!