Mr. One man

Mr. One man
One man sits in a fine plushy chair, the Other man sits in a tank.
One man wears an expensive suit, while the Other man wears camouflage.
One man eats fresh food and has fine wine, and the Other man eats MREs.
One man talks to his wife and kids at home, while the Other one says ‘hello’ via a web cam.
One man holds a gold club in his hand, the Other man holds an M-16 rifle.
One man goes to sleep in a nice soft bed, while the Other man must sleep on a cot.
Finally, One man has a pay check that is ten times larger than the Other man.
Both men work for the United States.
One man was elected while the Other man volunteered.
The law says that when the government shuts down, Mr. One man must get paid, and Mr. Other man has to wait.
Mr. One man, how about changing places with Mr. Other man and see who has the more important job.


The first version had tennis racket but I think the change is better.