the truth about fairy tales |
Forget Cinderella And all happy endings Fairytales are lies Created to make us hope Hope for things we can’t have Ideas put in our heads That our dreams can come true Where is my happy ending? Am I not good enough? Is it too much to ask for? Here’s the real story Of what happened Cinderella Her step mom killed her She beat her to death When Cinderella stood up to her And told her she snuck out There’s the true ending, welcome to reality. The wicked witch killed Dorothy When the house landed on her sister Then all the little munchkins Of munchkin land Feasted on Dororthy’s body And let her blood flood The cracks of the yellow brick road Forget Cinderella And all happy endings Fairytales are lies Created to make us hope Hope for things we can’t have Ideas put in our heads That our dreams can come true Where is my happy ending? Am I not good enough? Is it too much to ask for? Poor Snow White All alone in the woods With the seven little dwarfs Just far enough away So that people could not hear the screams Of the seven horny dwarfs Raping the little princess Sleeping Beauty Never woke up When she pricked her finger She sealed her fate Even the prince’s kiss Could not wake her So now her beauty fades away As she lays, all alone in her grave. Forget Cinderella And all happy endings Fairytales are lies Created to make us hope Hope for things we can’t have Ideas put in our heads That our dreams can come true Where is my happy ending? Am I not good enough? Is it too much to ask for? |