Punny Emoticon Poem (with homonyms)

Poem form:        Internal rhyme
Rhyme scheme: abcD efgD hijD

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==Contest version==

U and what eye will bee,
Then me out and dew knot doubt
That eye can and this rite
Awl four the contest (NterE).

Sew and and reed the lause
And and , (but please don't die  
Ore my score MAR with 1/2 a ),
Wile U R reading (Poeə).

Aye hope U now as eye Gogh
That I had F.U.N. with this won un.
And eye Will th U 4 yore rank
Of this hear winner. (HopefullE)

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==English version==

You watch and see what I will be,
Then check me out and do not doubt
That I can write and mail this right
All for the contest entry

So stop and pause and read the clause
And laugh and cry, (but please don't die
Or my score mar with half a star),
While you are reading poetry.

I hope you know now as I go
That I had fun with this one pun
And I will thank you for your rank
Of this here winner. (hopefully)