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Rated: E · Article · Comedy · #1942650
Comedy Excuses
1)          Why do you always assume it’s me?
2)          You know what type of employee I am.
3)          I didn’t feel like doing it.
4)          What would you tell your boss?
5)          I’m on break.  Talk to me later.
6)          I can’t give you an answer right now.  I’ll get back to you.
7)          Guess why I didn’t do it?
8)          I’m on holidays, as of right now.
9)          Maybe you didn’t explain it right.
10)          Sorry, wrong number.
11)          Think of the time that’s being wasted by me explaining to you.
12)          Was that today’s mistake or yesterday’s?
13)          I have a concentration problem.  Every time I come here, I can’ t think.
14)          Must we go through this?  It’s been a long day.
15)          I just won the lottery!  I’m outta here!
16)          What’s the worst thing that could happen if it doesn’t get done?
17)          I’m so upset right now that I just can’t talk about it.
18)          How important was this exactly?
19)          If there was any possible way that I could have done it, I would have.
20)          It’s always what you want, isn’t it?
21)          I just did it to tick you off.  Did it work?
22)          What are you going to do about it?
23)          I couldn’t schedule it in.
24)          I have my own time frame.  I didn’t realize that I had to follow yours.
25)          It’s always something with you, isn’t it?
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