Safety! Ha!

Who needs fingers? Who needs toes?
Who needs the tip of your little nose?
Who needs your eyes within their sockets,
When you can shoot off bottle rockets?

Who cares if you won't hear again,
When all this fun is about to begin?
Who cares if it all starts a fire,
When there are fireworks to admire?

So go and light them, one by one.
Blow off a finger and perhaps a thumb!
And while you're waiting for the bombs to burst,
Go grab a beer to quench your thirst!