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Everyday excuses comedy |
1) I guess that maybe I should have wrote that down. 2)You were talking to me? I thought you were talking to (whoever walks into the room at this exact moment). 3) Well, I guess this makes your day now doesn’t it? 4) Next time, I will remember. 5) I was going to do it but then I thought, “Why?” 6) I was concerned about how I was going to approach this so I decided that what I should do is wait until you get a hold of me. That way I could have your valuable input before I proceeded. If I made a mistake, I would not be able to live with myself. 7) I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening. 8) I quit. I’m here to get my last cheque. 9) I put it on your desk. 10) I gave it to you. 11) It was done but someone messed it up again. 12) It’s on my to do list. 13) Let me guess...I’m unprofessional, right? 14) I should be more responsible, but I’m not. 15) Oh the shame of it! I’ll never be able to face anyone again. 16) I knew I forgot something. 17) I suppose I’m going to be punished for this. 18) I would hate to assess someone’s job, but this is all your fault. It’s up to you to make sure that I do it. 19) I think you’ve confused me with someone else. 20) I have a slight hearing problem. Anytime you tell me something, I don’t hear it. 21) Oh right! Blame me. 22) I guess I should have told you that very few people put their trust in me. Live and learn. 23) It’s all my fault. There I have admitted it. 24) I guess a raise is out of the question. 25) I guess someone screwed up, didn’t they? |