When Farts Go Wrong

When Farts Go Wrong
By My Little Sister

One time, I farted at school and I blamed it on Dylan. It stinked. It did. Another time, a bug flew in my nose and then farted. It smelled like a beetle's bootee. Another time I farted on my sister's face, she screamed. And when she screamed, she screamed so bad, she farted too. I laughed. And this other time, my sister she ate eggs and then farted. Man did it stink. I was about to puke. And once my Dad farted and my sister ran to smell it. Once I was watching a scary movie, and a really scary part came on, and I farted so bad with fear, I pooped. Then one time, my dog was getting under the covers and his butt was in my face. Then he farted. Once I farted, under the covers and my dog was under there, he fainted and died.

R.I.P Max
Died of Fart Causes

The End