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Zuma ~ Zuma ~ Massage ? |
A long time ago there was a Swedish Health Spa in Maine. And the massages were very naughty. It was a brothel and it was owned by a police chief and a few gandstahs. And I loved to get a message there and follow up with a steak at the Sea Gull Restaurant. So, the FBI raided it after the IRS arrested the accountant. The Swedish Health Spa had been in business for TWENTY YEARS. This was not a news flash, everybody knew about the naughty massages. The Swedish Health Spa advertised on the internet as a "gentlemen's club." just like the Chicken Ranch in Las Vagas. Well, Zuma fitness and wellness got busted for (drum role) prostitution. And it happened in Kennebunk, Maine. Oh? There's sex in Kennebunk? "Oh, that's just disgusting" said the blond Maine news anchor woman, wearing a push up bra. If its legal in Nevada, why can't it be legal in Maine? Because, Maine is prudish about (sex) ahem. We are not talking about street walker hookers pounding on your station wagon as you load your groceries. This is a discrete massage services and it had many wealthy and influential clients. Is that bad? There are some, who will say yes. Personally, I think if you buy a date with cash, its only fair to get ... a good massage. What the hell is the point of dating, if you don't get a good message? That's human sexuality 101. But, the law is not always just. That's why we have juries. Northern juries refused to uphold southern slavery laws and granted asylum to escaped slaves. The slavery laws were unjust.. here-ya. Just venting, but why is sex between consenting adults a government issue? What if the government decides, who can have babies? Is that just? Maine is very uptight about (sex).. They outlawed orgies. Yup, its illegal to have a sex party in the State of Maine. Only monogamous sex up here-ya.. Maybe, some naked Twister? No anal or oral sex either ! That's Sodomy ! You can watch the Bible on the History channel to see what happens to those Sodomites. . I'm wondering if the blond anchor woman would object to Sodomy? .. But, if a man and woman have anal and oral sex is it Sodomy? I thought God smited the Sodomites for gay sex.. or was it sex with animals, which the United States Senate has declared legal with a bill that excludes sex with animals as rape... So, don't ever pay your date for sex in Maine, unless it's a pet? Doggy sex is legal only with your...dog.. That's a federal law. Maine law is anybodies guess... I digress. Viva Las Vagas! ^ ^ V |