Right In The Kisser Baby

-Right In The Kisser Baby-
by
Keaton Foster



I would never hit a lady
But I would certainly punch a bitch
Please, please, before you get all up in my shit
And start sending me hate filled emails
Chalk full of nonsensical arguments
That go nowhere real quick
Let me explain my case
The purpose of my poetic waste
I am not misogynistic in any way
Ok well, maybe just a little bit
But hey, come on what do you expect
After all I do indeed have a dick
I am one of those men that think ladies
Should make as much, if not more than men
And thinks that ladies should be allowed to vote
Hold any level of public and private office
Heck if need be go to the bathroom in public
Maybe even pee standing up
I am all for equal toplessness
At all beaches, restaurants, and theme parks
I have seen quite a few men
With tits like twelve year old girls
And not a damn one of them wore a bra
Now all that retardedness being said
And their inability to drive being skipped
I am sure that there is no place in this world
For violence against women
It is man’s job to protect them
And encourage them in every possible way
They are flowers and we are the sun
They are the sky and we are the wind
There keeping it classy, at least for two lines
Now it’s time to get to my point
If there could ever possibly be a valid one
The only time to me that it would be ok
To punch a bitch, right in the kisser
Is if she tried to come between me and my
Collection of pornographic bondage dvds
My X-rated magazines dedicated to massive tits
And my collection of National Geographic Explorer’s
From 1982 with some of the pages stuck together
That is my line in the sand and I would easily
Give any lady a knuckle sandwich if she tried
To get between me and my stash of
Unadulterated, filth ridden sleaze…




Right In The Kisser Baby
Written by Keaton Foster Copyright © 2012.