Alien Shampoo

It is good to have shampoo of alien make
on the days when the hair isn’t fully awake.
For when hair straightaway greets the morning uncurled,
it responds to shampoo that is out of this world.

It is fine to have alien rousing shampoo
when the hair is outstanding with nothing to do.
And when alien shampoo meets up with split hair,
it allows every split end to have the right care.

Now the shampoo glows green and is viscous to boot;
it embodies the hair and goes right to the root
where it has at with hormones like testosterone
which insists that the follicle live on its own.

Every dab of shampoo from an alien cup
lets us reach for the sky so we keep looking up.
For it outdoes the sodium lauryl sulfate
as it brightens the mane and enlivens the pate.

Head and shoulders above all bar soaps that just clean
comes conditioning agents in Suave and Pantene.
Yet the lather resulting from alien green
gives the hair vibrant bounce and a radiant sheen.

So with shampoos abounding on walls at the mart
and with hair in the morning a frizzy upstart,
it behooves us at once and it seems apropos
to attain our shampoo from the next UFO.

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(Anapestic Tetrameter)