What is a cult?

        Well, I'm not a cultist. I just don't want to deal with
      church gossip: "Oh, my God Harry is so cheap he only puts
      50 cents in the collection basket. And did you hear that
      Barbara Bush's mother was married to Aleister Crowley?
      Yes, I saw it in a documentary: "In Search of the Great Beast"
      directed by Robert Gatofalo." a church lady might say.

      Aleister Crowely bragged about being the ANTICHRIST and
      L. Ron Hubbard said "He was his good friend."
      Yes they both began as Masons in the Masonic Temple
      of the Golden Dawn. I wonder if the retired President George H. Bush
      knows that his wife is the daughter of Master Satanist Aleister Crowley?
      If you want more details on this go to www.jesusissavior.com.

      So, what is a cult?
      The first sign you might be in a cult is when there are animal and
      human sacrifices.
      Aleister Crowley bragged about sacrificing babies.
      That's a bad man. You should leave the church if that happens.
      A cult will try to control your life.
      For example Tom Cruise has been divorced for the third time.
      Rumor says it's because of Scientology.
      A Scientologist Auditor attended Tom Cruise's honeymoon.
      His wife wanted to teach their child about Catholicism, but Scientology forbids it.
      If your Minister is in your honeymoon suite your probably in a cult.

      I'm still trying to figure out Mormons.
      There's no child sacrifices. That's good.
      But, they believe that Joseph Smith is a prophet, like Elisa and Jesus.
      That's odd. Then, again Jesus rising from the dead and floating away on
      a cloud is odd too.
      Could this be the work of extratterrestrials?
      Tom Cruise would argue for it. Jesus was a Thetian, according to
      L. Ron Hubbard the good friend of Satanist Aleister Crowley.

      It just gets stranger and stranger as we head for the end of the Mayan Calendar.
      Rituals are very important in religions and cults.
      How about a national Satan day?
      It could be like Christmas with lots of presents and sex.
      Is Satanism protected in the Bill of Rights?
      What do Mormons believe?
      Joseph Smith wanted to be President and establish a second Jerusalem
      in the United States.
      Is this Mitt Romney's goal?
      Does Mitt Romney submit to Barbara Bush as the heir to Satanist Aleistar
      Crowley the Master Magician?
      The Bush family are very powerful in the Republican party.
      Maybe or maybe not.

      I'd liked to start a cult just to have a throng of vestal virgin maidens.
      But, that's ridiculous. People don't believe in a cult just to have vestal virgins.
      Maybe or maybe not?

      I'll take a nap on it.
      Maybe an Angel will come to me?
      Or not.. .

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