Yes, I'm at it again with another helping of my absurd limericks. Enjoy (please). |
DRUIDS AND PRIESTESSES The arch druid stormed through the door, giving vent to a furious roar. A virgin priestess had been forced to confess that she wasn’t intact any more. THE SINS OF THE RICH Lord Fanshawe was troubled by gout, especially when he dined out. He drank too much port, far more than he ought. Which caused him to scream and to shout. A BLAMELESS LIFE My great aunt Samantha once said, “I can’t get it out of my head. I’ve lived like a nun, and not had much fun. Just crocheted lace doilies instead.” HUMPTY DUMPTY An egghead who hailed from Japan was a truly remarkable man. He sat on a wall and had a great fall. The king’s men took him off in a van. SPOOKY A’top of the old abbey stair stands a door that is really not there It’s a gateway to hell so it IS just as well there’s a zombie that screams out “BEWARE!!” ANOTHER DOORWAY Another old doorway I’ve seen, hides a secret bizarre and obscene. It’s been sealed by a curse, and what makes it worse it’s painted a bilious green. EXISTENTIAL PHILOSOPHY (1) I’m facing the future with fears. I’ll be there in not many years. My old crystal ball isn’t working at all. So I’m left with depression and tears. EXISTENTIAL PHILOSOPHY (2) I’m facing the future with hope. I’m not going to sit here and mope. I’ve got things to do I’ll achieve them all, too. For I know very well I can cope. |