NCIS cast and why do I care?

      Muzzy fidgets in the famous NCIS interrogation room.
  This is the set of the TV detective hit about another top secret investigation
  team known as the Mermaids. Leroy Chicken Lips, the supreme uptight
  anal Mermaid commander enters the room. On land Mermaids have legs.
  When they return to Atlantis their fins grow back. So, Leroy is sporting
  khakki pants and hard black leather spats with a causal Mou-Mou shirt.
  He begins to cluck his chicken lips.

      "Muzzy we found these Chocolate Chip Muzzers at the murder scene
      of five Mermaids. Can you explain this?" Leroy smirks his chicken lips.

  Muzzy remains silent. He is waiting for his lawyer. Duh.
  How stupid do these TV writers think their viewers are?
  Never say anything until you have your lawyer present, during a Mermaid
  interrogation.

    Who produces this bubble gum detective shlock?

    Anywho. It's time for some sex! Enter the sexy assassin Z!
    She is a curving package of winks and sucker punches.
   
        "Oh? Muzzy (panting and pouting) you must be thirsty.
        Would you like this polished clean glass of water?" Z asks.

    This could be an attempt to steal some finger prints.
    Do yah-think? But, Muzzy has sealed his finger prints with Super Glue.

                                              HA!

    Muzzy has a sip and is immediately drugged with truth serum.
    A total violation of his constitutional right not to be drugged with truth serum.
    It's time for comic relief... zzzzzzzzz.

    Enter Tony Pissah and Mr Magoo. "Hey Z if that top was any tighter I could
    count your ribs." Tony remarks and is quickly court marshaled for sexual
    harassment before Z can sue the Mermaids.

          "Ah-wow. I never saw someone get kicked off a set so fast."
          remarked Magoo and is fired for enabling a sexual harassment.

    Muzzy's lawyer arrives and springs his client, because no one read
    him his rights or explained if he was under arrest. Jeeeze!

    Bellefonte? Is that the Nimrod, who came up with this?
    Probably some corporate executive's nephew.

    I must confess my favorite cast member is Z; played by a Flamingo Dancer
    Charo. She's got nice eyes (Heh-heh). If you know what I mean?
   
    I think I'll watch Forbidden Planet; with Anne Francis.
    Now that girl's got chutzpah! Her eyes are like diamonds.
    What the hell does she want with Leslie Nielsen?
    Guess who done it. Psst; it was the boogeyman.
    Who knows what lurks in the hearts of men?
   

    Stay tuned...


    Shalom...


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