The Vatican has released a report that famed public speaker
Fr. John Corapi has been in a year long relationship with
child star Ashly Olson. The actress has released a statement
to the press that she is leaving her highly successful acting career
and fashion company to spend her life with the fire brand Priest
Corapi.
Corapi, who has left his own parish of the Society of Our Ladies PMS,
has freely confessed to owning millions of dollars of realestate in
Montana. The famous and vastly talented twin Ashly Olson has already
moved into his Montana compound; The Black Sheep Dogs of USA.
Fr. John Corapi, who has openly smoked marijuana and had sexual relations
with Montana prostitutes .. is unrepentant.
When Ashly was asked why she loved the Heretic Priest so much,
she replied, "He gives me a feeling I've never never had before."
Fr Corapi was silent on his recent defrocking, but added,
'Ashes to ashes and dust to dust,
who in this world can a woman trust?"
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