Hipster Fear

So,
you call me
hipster.

Well,
You’re a hipster.
Your mama was a hipster, and
you’re pappy
is.
Your dog drinks coffee and it is a hipster.

Picasso is a hipster.
Picasso is dead.
Baez, singer?
Hipster.
Carl Marx was a hipster
his mistress too.
Same with Che and Churchill.
One for not bathing.
Two for chafing.
King Henry was a hipster and some of his wives
The cat is a hipster in all of its lives.
All fear the inner hipster, the public screams.
Bash their heads in, the anarchist dreams.
AND ALL those back-lashed tight pants p-fog smoking fiends
have never been a hipster outside of their seams.
Yes life is different,
Sure it’s strange
Don’t be upset when the watching,
your they
ity ident
re
arrange.
Obama is a Hipster
Old Mcdonald too, after selling his farm, moving into the city and they thought him strange.

But if long hair makes a hipster
then Garfield, Joe Camel, and the pink panther
were hipsters.
If choices of abnormality make a hipster
then Edward Gean, The Unibomber, and Hitler
were indeed hipsters
If it’s clothes that make a hipster
Porno stars are not hipsters.