God damn it!

        Jennifer Anderson lifts her sequence black mini at the SAG awards.
    She is not wearing panties. A reporter remarks, "Even her pussy is tame."
    Alex Baldwin looses his temper on a swan boat ride and tosses a small
    Girl Scout into the pond. She was trying to sell him cookies. What a putz.
    Sandra Bullock freaks out when no one invites her to anything.
    She strips in front of her mansion and wiggles her tits at the neighbors.
    Is this what Jesus died for?

        Saint Keyne fluttered her wings. "This is ridiculous." she thought.
    She had been martyred for her faith in the 6th century and was now
    an Angel. She had been a beauty and a maiden of boisterous evangelical
    outbursts .. which had led to her being tossed down a well.
    "I must intervene !  I must show the celebrities what true love is." she
    prayed and sang a hymn ..

              "I cry aloud to God
              that I may be heard.

              My hands stretch out
              so that I might be held.

              I whisper to God and I moan;
              my spirit tingles with anticipation."

    Tina Fey sat bolt upright on her dildo rocking horse. "Did you hear that?"
    she asked her Filipino maid. "No mam." the maid answers and continues to
    feather dust Tina's nipples. Tina could see green eyes staring at her through
    the Blue Ray Flat screen .. she liked to watch herself climaxing with.
    The maid look over at the screen and screamed and ran from the playroom.
    "Hey! I'm six feet up here!" Tina shouted. It was a giant rocking horse.
    Saint Keyne flew out of the screen and landed on the unicorn horn.
    She was no bigger than your thumb and did not have a stitch of clothing.
    Tina was wearing a corset with black lace leggings and a large rimmed hat
    that had a long ostrich feather in it.

            Tina was impaled on the jumbo dildo attached to the six foot high
    rocking horse. She could not dismount without the assistance of her maid.
    "Listen well scarlet woman. You can go about boasting full of lust.
    But, if you value your soul, you will heed my words!" the tiny Angel's eyes
    grew fierce, "The whore will devour her family to ease her perversions.
    You must repent! And make known to all who can hear that God will not
    suffer anymore sinners!" Tina swallowed hard as the buzzing dildo made her
    wet.

              "Ah? What do you want me to do? I'm a comedian. Maybe, you
              should be talking to Alex's brother?" Tina's voice wavered with every
              rock of her toy horse.

              "Ha! I come to save the sinners! You must swear a life of piety!
              Or be damned." Saint Kenye lowered her gave.
             
  Tina fell backward off her rocking horse and passed through the floor as if
  it wasn't there. She fell for what seemed to be a great depth into a fiery pit.
  "Oh-ow! Tina jumped about the flames and hot coals. Okay! I get it!"
  she screeched. The Angel was nowhere to be seen. A stampede of
  unicorns chased Tina around the blazing landscape. They poked their
  horns into her .. She stumbled over the bodies of the damned.
  These lost souls had given up the chase and lay beaten and burned on
  the floor of Hell. "Jesus! I'm just a comedian!" she cried out as the damned
  reached up and pulled her down into their mists.

              Kenye played a harp in heaven and Tina appeared before her.
  The SNL veteran was still smoldering. "Cough! Gag! Oh! My hooch!"
  Tina took some water from a silver tray and splashed it on her pussy.
  "Um-I'll talk to the writers." Tina gasped. She popped back on her rocking horse.
  "Melinda! Get the Hell in here with the harness!" Mrs. Fey screamed.

    Reflections: Sin increases with every generation. Can we be saved by
                      Hell's fire?


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