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Today was the worst day ever. I had just gotten out of bed when I had to stretch the tiredness out of my body. When I raised my arms to stretch my hands were too close to me and I poked myself in the eye with my thumb. Later when I attempted to brush my teeth and listen to music simultaneously. As I was getting my groove on I stumbled over a pair of sneakers. I had managed to catch myself but I couldn’t save my toothbrush from falling into the toilet. And now I’m down stairs trying to fix breakfast. But to my horror I discover that my Cheerios were placed on the top shelf and I was too short to reach them. Today sucked and I’ve only been awake for three hours.