Love is Like Math

Love is like Math

Long ago we were once two



then she came along



with her designer shoes



now where I am alone at night



now I equal one









Oh what a fool I was



but the jokes on you



for you might want to pay attention



and add it all up







When you subtracted me



and added her



she divided you with him







he could not stand it



and neither could you



you both added words



which soon multiplied to shoves



which soon lead up to you laying in the dust



so now him and her equals two







but the equation's not just finished yet



cause now you can just sum it all up



and the real answered is we'll all equal one



for the girl with the designer shoes will be repeated



again an again an again............