Sam

Sam
There once were two men who were on the lam
And were chased all over by a man named Sam.
They used angel wings whenever they flew
And by the time Sam caught up his face was quite blue.
Yo samitie, yo samitie they shouted with glee
He responded with a curt I’m gonna shoot yee.
They ran ore’ the world and collected some cents
And Sam ran behind without recompense
To the ends of the earth I will chase ye he would yell!
They ran out of earth so ran into hell.
With a shout and a holler he would say
Gosh darn ya, you varmints, one day you will pay.
Poor old Sam still chases them to this day.