The Secret of the Penguine

"Honey", she said. "I look at you through the bottom of a glas and the world seem warpped". Reality is just a twist away from breaking, and do you really think making sense helps you? "Darling, there is only truth in lies, and all liars shall one day know the full extent of the reality of seaguls. The penguines are after us, they all have daggers and creepy little smiles. "Honey, hurry up. The penguines are here."

If you dance naked in the dark night, no one has to know. She wanted to dance naked with her honey at the middle of the day, at the town square. People would walk by and the penguines would shout "F*cking whores" at them. The penguines are not a race of pussies, that everyone should know. If you anger a penguine, there is no mercy and no hope.

She looked at the world through the bottom of a glas and realized that things were only impossible if you thought they were. So she stood up and jumped up to the moon. Then she reached for the stars and found an extra lovely one. She plucked it and gave it to her honey. "Honey and stars, that is beauty at it's best", she thought.

She stood on the moon, looking down at Earth. The crocodiles in the Nile looked up at her and smiled. They had no teeth and was only getting older. She'd make baskets of them to christmas, she planned. But the penguines at the south pole gnarled and showed thier teeth. Soon they too would jump, and the moon would be crowded.

"Is there any sense in the world?" she asked. "Have I gotten this far, without a reason?" All things considered, honey was just a bee and the moon a rock. She shrugged and throw her arms up in the air. There they floated for some time and then they started to drift away. She looked at her arms and felt no sorrow nor regret. The only thing she thought was "goodbye, it was nice to have you."

She had no arms no more, so reaching for the stars was only a metaphor. She still could jump though. And she jumped down to earth, she landed at the south pole, on the head of a penguine. The others screached, and she started jumping around, from one penguine to an other. The penguined reached for their daggers, but in vain. She was a fast jumper and never held still.

After jumping around on the south pole for a while, she decided to jump home. Laughingly, she appaired behind her honey. Honey stung her and she then killed her honey. Reality was warped anyway. She turned around and there she was, another honey, just like the one before.

"I look at you" she said to honey. "I look at you and I laugh. Then I start to cry, because everything is a mess." Up is down and down is left. Right's just up over your head and the roof is there for you to lean on. Sit down, take the comfy chair. It's wet since my cat peed in it. ut never mind that, all is well as long as you are not sane.

Do you ave a rubber band? Twich it and turn it and flap it around. The crocodiles in the Nile gets hungry. They'll eat your soup if you don't look out. Have you seen the hammered penguines? They all have eyes that glow red in the dark, and they want to tell you a secret. "Bend down a little, give me your ear and open up your mind. What you will here will change everything." the lead penguine said.

She did as she was told. "Baby penguines fart in their sleep", the lead penguine then told her.