Laptop found

Laptop in a park. For Writer's Cramp 5/19/11

Walking through the park like every other week
Right after the pond and before the fountains
I found a laptop on a bench near Cherry Creek
That someone had left abandoned.
Ever curious as I may be, I
Resolved to power it up.
Sitting upon the bench I began

Checking for who it did belong to. I
Rummaged for info on its owner.
And what should I find,
My shock was sublime, I saw dirty
Pictures of my mother!