101 word contest entry "Unbeliverable"

“Do you even know why they call me a liver?”

(Sigh) “No. I don't....Well.... Fine! Why do they call you a liver?”

“Cause you can't liver without me. Get it.”

“Oh god. It makes puns to? Lord if you shut my liver up I promise to drink less.”

“Speaking of not livering, why don't you hold back on the 151 from now on? I grow tired of feeling the floor.”

“Listen liver. I don't need you against me to. Alright.”

(Spoosh!)

“Really?”

“Yup. I intend to drink you away.”

“This is unbiliverable.”