The Church of Hollywood

          It is a fact that the occult exists in Hollywood. We know little
    and those who know from experience remain sworn to secrecy.
    THE GREAT SATAN rules in Hollywood. This is the law which every
    celebrity must submit to. The process or treatment of propaganda
    and white sound subliminal messages is the most insidious form
    of mass manipulation. What are the role models? Measure the stature
    of Lindsey Lohan: thief and fornicator. Do you want your
    daughters to follow her example?

          We must have family standards and practices in entertainment!
    Leave It To Beaver was a classic wholesome television series.
    John Wayne was a legendary Iconic hero. Who can say that
    Brad Pit is an example for our sons to aspire to? He's a lush.
    There is no God in Hollywood. It is the soul that thirsts for knowledge
    of God and learn the next needed lesson in emotional development.
    Gun Smoke and Marry Poppins blazed the way to good clean entertainment.
    Must we be assaulted with images of rock stars fornicating and overdosing?
    Lady Ga Ga where is your soul? Cocaine?!

          Listen to me this is the way to enlightenment.

    You must go to the pyramids of Egypt.
    There you will find the Brotherhood of Islam.
    In the temple of Isis, place a rose in a glass vase.
    And this is how you shall pray:

            Jahin! Son of Osiris!
            Strengthen our backs!
            Take a picture of a depraved celebrity;
            perhaps Charlie Sheen
            and burn it.
            Your rebirth will begin.

    The fourth essential truth and one which clarifies all the planned works of God
    is tied to situational comedy. You must have a good sense of humor.
    Find a popular radio talk show host and slap a cream pie in their face.
    Let the cleavage of Lindsey Lohan be filled with cream pie!
    Praise be.+


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