Rebound

Look, another plane is downed
Fell smack dab into the sea
All the passengers drowned
Including you and me

I’m not that upset about it
These things always turn around
I just have to keep my wits
And find some solid ground

I’m talkin’ about a rebound
Oh, it’s so profound!

I'm floating on what I’ve found
It has only been three days
Maybe that seems unsound
It’s nothing but a phase

How did he know I’m all alone?
He never ceases to astound
I just want his hard, white bone
We have no common ground

I’m talkin’ about my rebound
Oh, he’s so renowned!

Love is just a breeding ground
For youthful indiscretions
What I want, pound for pound
Is a cheap distraction

I’m not too worried about it
That’s why they call me Whorehound
In fact, I do prefer it
To the other way around