Perv.

Hey, guys! Im a huge Twilight fan and this one is just supposed to be funny! Much Love!
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"See ya' ,Jake." I whispered, walking up the last step to the Cullen's house. He smiled and kissed me on my lips lightly. I giggled and pulled away. "I got to go."
"I know but I don't want to let you go."
"Leave. Now." He sighed and turned around.
"Bye, Nessie! Love you!" He called out over his shoulder. I sighed, shook my head, and entered the house.
"Tap that Nessie!" Emmett roared as soon as I entered the house. I quickly looked down and blushed.
"Emmett!" I heard Rose call out and a smack soon to follow a few curse words. I giggled.
"Well, did ya'?" He asked.
"Emmett!" I screamed.
"She is seven." My father, Edward, said annoyed. My mom, Bella, smiled and playfully slapped my dad's head. I looked away from them.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah! Say whatever you want! We are just friends-"
"Oh, please!" My aunt, Alice, called out. Everyone laughed. My eyes narrowed and I growled.
"Seriously you guys!" I whined, stomping my foot on the ground and crossing my arms at the same time.
"Smack that all on the floor- SHIT- smack that give me some more- DAMN quit it Rose! Stop hitting me!" Emmett said.
"Then stop being an idiot." She spat back. He rolled his eye and sighed.
"Whatever." I said and walked upstairs.
"I-I-I can make your bedrock!" Emmett yelled, laughing. I screamed and ran up to the roof. I sat down on the roof and sighed, staring out towards the beautiful river. A ring tone caused me to look away from the river. I didn't check to see who it was but just answered.

"Hello?" I asked.
"Lets have some fun this beat is sick, I know YOU wanna take a ride on JAKE'S disco stick."
"EMMETT!" I screamed. He just chuckled and hung up.

"I sighed, jumped off the roof and ran to my family's smaller house. I walked into my room, jumped into my bed and forced myself to go to sleep.