New Beginnings

New Beginnings

“No offense, but I’d appreciate it if you’d go away.”

“Huh?”

“I’d like you to go away.  No offense, though.”

“What are you talking about, dude?  You’ve been acting weird all night.”

“This is exactly what I’m talking about.  You tell me I’m weird; you call me dude.  Who needs this sort of friendship?  I’d like you to go away.  Please!”

“You’re tripping out dude, just relax.  I’m about to light this, you wanna hit this?”

“I won’t hit anyone, but if you value your own livelihood I suggest you cease making the offer.  Believe you me; not everyone will have my self restraint.”

“Huh?”

“‘Huh’ is right.  ‘Huh!’ seems to be all you have to say. ‘Huh’ is your ethos.  ‘Huh’ will be your downfall!”

“Huh?”

“For Christ’s sake, you imbesile!

“Dude, you should maybe sleep it off, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“I should sleep it off?  Sleep what off?  You stupid idiot.  What are you talking about?  I can’t bare this anymore, you and I must part ways!”

“Fine, whatever.”

“Good riddance, sir.”