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Rated: 18+ · In & Out · Children's · #1711943
It spilled and I'm pissed
Dear coffee,

What the fuck happened today? I was just sitting there, trying to do my work and you have the audacity to spill your hot self on my leg. Well guess what... That shit hurt. I will be drinking tea tomorrow. Fuck you.

- Joesus

P.S. - If it weren't for hazelnut creamer...you'd taste like shit.

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