Family business part 1

"Goddamn it! This ef'ing tie!" I said while trying to get ready to meet my wife family. I dont like her family and she dont like mine.
"Baby!"My wife said.
"What!"I replied back
"We have a problem."
"What is it! WO!" As i said looking at my dog spike while biting my wife tampon. Blood dripping everywhere! And it wasnt just from the tampon either. it seem like the dog spike bit her.

We were rushing to the hospital. hoping that we can get in and out. It was working all right, intil the end. I got a call from her dad. Just vibrating.
"Baby pick up the goddamn phone!" My wife said.
"Hay Randy, how you doin."
"Fuck you fati!"