shortened version of what I wrote this morning to get it down to 1000 |
CONTACTS->BRADEN->CALL....Connecting.... Braden! What's up man? -----Yeah so, I heard you were throwing a Champagne party this year?-----Oh well I wouldn't take up much room-----Yeah of course I have a date! Would I be coming if I didn't? ----- very funny, but no she won't take up too much room either------You rock dude....already been turned down by like 5 parties-----I'll make it up to you-----Later *dial tone* RECENT CALLS-> MOM->CALL....Connecting.... Hey Momma-----yep! Just like I promised-----Yeah I still need a date----Listen Mom, I don't know if this is a good idea after all-----I know-----I know! Ugh, I hate this stupid holiday!-----------I'm sorry Mom. I'm really sorry....... Mom?........Mom? Please talk to me?-----Okay.....I'll call you later, after I get a date-----It's okay, really, I want to. I promise----goodbye...*dial tone* RECENT CALLS->SIS->CALL....Connecting..... -----It is good news, really-----I'm going to a party, just found my way into one this morning-----No, not yet, give me a little time-----Yes I know I can't go without one, but it's not exactly easy to find a date this late in the game. Everyone's taken------Yeah, I just talked to her-----It went okay-----Listen, I don't want to disappoint her, but-----I know, I know, sorry. ------Hey, Don't pull that man-of-the-house shit on me Ang, you think I don't know I'm being a pansy about this? It's harder for me than it is for you, you didn't even know him!-----Ang, wait.....Ang, I'm sorry.....Please stop crying Angie, I didn't mean it-----Yeah I know....I'm being a real asshole------Look, I'm sorry, Forgive me?-----.... I'll call you later. Love you.-----Bye---*dial tone* MESSAGES->CREATE MESSAGE Hey, long time no see! I know this is really last minute but my date for Wed fell through...any plans? SEND TO->CONTACTS->SELECT "JENNA", "MOLLY", "HANNAH", "QUINN"->SEND NEW MESSAGE FROM MOLLY->VIEW->REPLY That's fine Molls, don't feel bad! I'm going to Braden's too so I'll see you there I guess :) SEND NEW MESSAGE FROM QUINN->VIEW->REPLY Oh sorry Quinn, this is Hank, thought you had my number SEND NEW MESSAGE FROM QUINN->VIEW->REPLY Hank Foster...my cubicle is two down from you on the right? SEND NEW MESSAGE FROM QUINN->VIEW->REPLY Yeah don't worry about it. See you tomorrow morning. SEND NEW MESSAGE FROM JENNA->VIEW->REPLY Yeah I figured as much, was worth a shot! btw no that wasn't a mass text. ttyl SEND INCOMING CALL FROM SIS->ACCEPT What's up?-----Well I guess that would be my only chance, How long is she going to be in America?------Are you sure about this? It's gonna be so awkward you realize----I know, I know, but I'm not exactly a begger if I don't want to go at all-----whatever, just give me her number-----wait, wait, let me find a pen or something----- SPEAKER PHONE ON Okay go ahead----yeah----yeah----wait, 7-9 or 7-5?----oh, okay-----got it. I can't believe I'm doing this-----I'll text you-----oh yeah, thanks----bye *dial tone* NEW CONTACT->NAME->GRAZIELLA->NUMBER->***-***-****->SAVE TO CONTACTS->CALL...Connecting.... -----uhm, hi, Graziella?------Yeah, that's me. I didn't know Sofia had family in Italy! Sofia and I go way back...------So have you ever even heard of Champagne day?---Wow...I guess I should explain it then...it's a day to celebrate your accomplishments for the past year------Well it's not exactly bragging, although you're right that would be a very American thing to do...you see you don't just celebrate it alone by yourself thinking about what you've done, you celebrate it with friends, you see, there are these huge parties-----yeah people throw them all over the country, there are big city-square style ones but also ones in people's homes, sort of like new years I suppose, and during the party everyone is asked to make a toast to what they believe to have been their greatest accomplishment over the year-------Well yes, that is like bragging but that's why everyone has to have a date, because you toast to your date's greatest accomplishment, and you're date toasts to yours!-------Well yeah, you see....uhm.... although we don't know each it would be great if you'd come with me-----Awesome!-----Thanks so much-----Okay, thanks again, you really saved my life! haha---bye...*dial tone* MESSAGES->CREATE MESSAGE jeez Angela, if she's as beautiful as her accent sounds I'm gonna be the talk of the party! SEND TO "SIS" NEW MESSAGE FROM SIS->VIEW->REPLY Yeah that means she said yes. thank god. now mom will get off my back SEND INCOMING CALL FROM GRAZIELLA->ACCEPT Hey Graziella, what's up?------Oh yeah go ahead, ask away!--------Oh. ...Uh... I didn't have a date because I wasn't planning on going at all this year--------well yeah everyone does go, but I just didn't want to-------Well my mom...she uh, has this silly obsession with the holiday------well it's kind of a long story, i dont know if-------Alright I'll give you the quick version....long time ago my dad worked for a Champagne company, and sales went up for New Years and for Valentines day but weren't so hot inbetween so roughly between the two and launched the idea for Champagne day in his town----yeah...well it just grew and grew for whatever reason. According to dad the idea took off because he had sewn his love for my mother into his passion for creating the holiday-------Yeah i suppose. More cheesy than romantic, I'd say-------No, it's really not that big of a deal, no one we know even knows about this--------Well yeah but I'd just rather them not-----I don't really want to talk about it------------- Look, just leave it alone okay?? .............Graziella?.......Listen, I'm sorry, I.....*sigh* fine...... My dad's car was hit head-on by a drunk driver leaving a party on Champagne day. I was 10, Angie was 3. News stations did it as a human interest story and expected you to chuckle at the irony ............but, well, my mother still loves Champagne day. Sits in her chair by herself all night and toasts to an empty room------Well, She says we have to carry on the tradition 'cause dad and mom used to toast to having Angie and me every year------Yeah, I guess it is cute. Sometimes when we say goodbye on the phone to her now she still says, "Don't forget, you're my greatest accomplishment"......---yeah.........Listen, I'd better go-------- No seriously, it's fine you asked I'm not mad, you didn't know.... -----really it's fine ------ Goodnight *dial tone* MESSAGES->CREATE MESSAGE Damn it Ang i told her about dad SEND TO->RECENT CONTACTS->SELECT "SIS" NEW MESSAGE FROM SIS->VIEW->REPLY I'm fine. Thanks for finding her. Goodnight. SEND RECENT CALLS->MOM->CALL....Connecting..... ----Hey Momma, good news! -----Yep! You remember Sofia? Her cousin from Italy is visiting, and get this! She didn't even know about.......uhm, well, she didn't have a date! -------Yeah, I know Mom haha, but I'm 28 you can stop calling me a Lucky Duck------Happy almost Champagne day to you too Mom----Love you Mom-------------.......Yeah Mom, you don't have to tell me anymore, I know. Goodnight. *dial tone* |