Gym Split

While stretching in my exercise class,
My pants split, exposing my ass!
I stood up straight, gripping the tear,
Wanting to escape this torrid nightmare.

I glance around, avoiding the eyes
Of all the sweating girls and guys.
Chester smirks but keeps his mouth shut.
I look ridiculous, my hand on my butt.

As I leave the room, my face is scarlet.
I hear Suzy, the vapid harlot:
“Look at Tom? He really needs to go!”
She chuckles as I walk through the door.

Ordinarily, I would’ve told her off,
But ignored her with a silent scoff
As I split my pants, but no one’s aware
That I’m not wearing underwear!

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