YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT...

A yo-yo and a hell-the-fuck-lo from the Great State of Confusion. Summer is near, and it's been hotter than a two dollar whore here in the Lone Star State. It's been so hot that my underwear sometimes goes up my....whoops, TMI. My bad. I aint here to yak about my draws or the weather. I'm here to yak about my favorite horror movie quotes. I didn't really rank these, they're just kinda thrown together in no particular order.



I will try to do a movie this week, I watched several over the past week and am trying to decide on which one I want to babble about. I may do some Jack Ketchum shit, not sure yet. I was thinking of putting together a list of the most shocking movies that I've ever seen. (as you can tell, I love making lists) But no worries, I always have something to say, whether or not you wanna hear it, that's a whole other thing. Ok, I'm ram-ram-ramblin'. Let's get to the quotes.





"The blood of these whore’s is killing me." said by: Dracula in the film 'Blood for Dracula' (1974)



"I've harmed nobody, just robbed a few graves."  said by:  Baron Frankenstein in the film, 'The Curse of Frankenstein' (1957)



"Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."  said by:  Otis B Driftwood in the film, 'The Devils Rejects' (2005)



"We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine?"  said by: Mirror Ash in the film, 'Evil Dead 2' (1987)



"What an excellent day for an exorcism."  C'mon, do I really gotta tell you that one??? 



"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"  said by: Peter Venkman in the film, 'Ghostbusters' (1984)



"We like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit."  said by: Baby Firefly in the film, 'House of 1000 Corpses' (2003)



"Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!"  said by: Alan Frog in the film, 'The Lost Boys' (1987)



"They're coming to get you, Barbara."  again, ya'll oughtta know this one...if not, look it up. And don't tell me you had to.



"1-2, Freddy's coming for you. 3-4 better lock your door. 5-6 grab your crucifix. 7-8 better stay up late. 9-10 never sleep again."  This is another one I don't have to tell ya. And if you don't know this one, get off of here, c'mon.



"They're heeeeeere." Another quote that falls into the you oughtta know category.



"My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!"  said by: Stu in the film, 'Scream' (1996)



"Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet."  said by: Diane in the film, "Shaun of the Dead (2004)



"Wendy? Darling? Light of my life.I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. Gonna bash 'em right the fuck in!  said by:  Jack Torrance in the film, 'The Shining (1980)





Well, there you have it. A few of my favorite horror movie quotes. I mean I could go on and on, but due to time restraints and other factors, I'm gonna have to stop here. Plus typing all the quote marks is starting to make my fingers tired. I didn't get around to doing a movie review this week, maybe this weekend I'll put something up. I have some new titles that I wanna peep out.



Ok, this is where the story ends. I got no more for ya. Until next time, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out.