Spoof U- Rural High School Signs

Signs You Attended A
Rural High School

•          Your Guidance Counselor was also the Tractor Pulling Instructor. 

•          School mascot was pot-bellied pig.

•          There was not one dentist within a 50-mile radius of your high school.

•          Your school’s college fair was held at a livestock auction.

•          Your homeroom had more farm animals than actual students.

•          Your cousin taught Sex Ed.

•          Introduction to Rooster Insemination was a required course for all students.

•          The school cafeteria doubled as a Butcher Shop.

•          Your report card did not list grades but rather comments such as “You Got Er’ Done” and “I reckon you passed.”

•          After school detention was held in a cattle yard. 

•          Your Principal had just one tooth and walked on all fours. 

•          School was winner of ten straight state cow tipping championships. 

•          Classroom desks came in two distinct styles: Straw or Hay

•          Your Valedictorian was a goat.

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